Maureen Dowd's reveals a yearning for something.
On this, our annual Sunday saturnalia of manliness, we will see a lot of body-slamming, nacho-gorging and beer-hawking.
Mmmm,mmmm, oh yeah baby...ain't it great?
Behind all these tableaus of testosterone, a disturbing question lurks: Are men losing interest in sex?
Women's libidos may be surpassing men's, USA Today says. Now it is the men who plead headaches and the women who feel grumpy, deprived and inclined to cheat.
Speak for yourself, sister. I've noticed nothing of the sort.
With relief, I suddenly remembered that America will never have to worry about spiraling into impotence as long as we have . . . Rummy!
Square-jawed, man's man Rummy has been so out-of-control macho lately, he pulls up the curve on swaggering for his whole gender.
Not that that's a bad thing....Rummy's a manly man no doubt. We could use a few more like him. Why, if I weren't married...nevermind.
The rest of her column reads like a bad romance novel. It appears MoDo has the hots for Rummy's steely manhood. Her lips say "No, No," but her eyes say "Yes, Yes."
Can't you just hear that conversation?
"Oh Rummy, take me, ravage me."
"Honey, I wouldn't do you with Bill Clinton's dick."
Therein lies her problem.
Posted by Rita at January 26, 2003 07:22 AMYou got that right! Jack Daniels hasn't made enough bourbon to get me to do Dowd. I could be laying there comatose and my dick would STILL turtle if she got close.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 27, 2003 07:52 PMAs well it should Ralph, as well it should.
Posted by: rita on January 27, 2003 08:00 PMbut darling, you are a married woman....
and I am damn glad about it...
can we get married again?
Posted by: Mike S on January 27, 2003 08:45 PMI was unaware our marriage license could expire....remember that "til death us do part" thing?
Well, ok but can we skip the ceremony part with the old sweaty rabbi/reverend & just have another honeymoon?
Posted by: rita on January 28, 2003 06:45 AM