I have a friend that send me jokes... really good ones... I just got this via email...
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-
hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to
the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to
her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining
room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area
and I'm sorry, they all turned me down."
How wonderfully coarse and non-PC!
Posted by: Steve H. on February 28, 2003 10:14 AM